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A good hashing song is, well...short, long, bawdy, raunchy, stupid, clever, funny, and something you can down-down to!  

Below are links to written hymnals and soon....songs sung by our kennel members so you, too, can sound like a wanker!


Hymnal (pdf)Download
Half-Mind Hymnal Dec 2014 (pdf)Download

Song list

He/She/They Ought to be Publicly Pissed On

He/She/They Ought to be Publicly Pissed On

He/She/They Ought to be Publicly Pissed On

(Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)

performed here by Hash Monkey!


They ought to be publicly pissed on

They ought to be publicly shot

They ought to be tied to a urinal

And left there to fester and rot 


(This is a Down Down song, to be 

sung at circle while offenders drink)

Sally in the Alley

He/She/They Ought to be Publicly Pissed On

He/She/They Ought to be Publicly Pissed On

(Tune:No idea, ask PinotPhile)

performed here by Hash Monkey!


Sally in the alley, sifting cinders

Lifted up her leg and farted like a man.

The blast from her gas blew out six winders.

The flaps of her ass went Blam, Blam, Blam!

There Was a Little Bird

He/She/They Ought to be Publicly Pissed On

There Was a Little Bird

(Tune: performed here by Hash Monkey!)

 

There was a little bird,
No bigger than a turd
And he sat upon a telephone pole.
He stuck out his little neck,
And he shat about a peck
As he puckered up his little asshole.

(While elbow pointing at kennel members)

Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
As he puckered up his little asshole

God Bless My Underpants

She Likes It in the Kitchen

There Was a Little Bird

(Tune: God Bless America, listen below)

 

 God bless my underpants,
Brand that I like,
Stand inside them,
And ride them,
Between my buns when I run or I bike.

From the waistband,
To the legholes,
To the fly flap,
Wet with piss,

God bless my underpants,
They look like this.

(RA, or other singers, after final line, drop trow to show off said underpants)


She Likes It in the Kitchen

She Likes It in the Kitchen

She Likes It in the Kitchen

(Check out the tune in Downloads below)

 

She likes it in the kitchen.

She likes it in the kitchen.

She likes it in the kitchen, 

And by kitchen we mean BUTT!

Shitty Trail

She Likes It in the Kitchen

She Likes It in the Kitchen

(Tune: Mickey Mouse Club theme, check out tune in Downloads below)

 

 S-H-I, T-T-Y,
T-R-A-I-L,
Shitty trail, (It sucked!)
Shitty trail, (Fucking sucked!!)
The hares have gone and laid a shitty trail...

I would rather eat a bag of dicks than run your trail,
S-H-I, T-T-Y,
T-R-A-I-L. 

Jack

Jack verse 2

Jack verse 2

(Tune: More of a chant...)


My name is Jack

Na-na-na Na-na-na

I'm a necrophiliac

Na-na-na Na-na-na

I fuck dead women

Na-na-na Na-na-na

I fill 'em full of jism

Na-na-na Na-na-na

I get frustrated

Na-na-na Na-na-na

When they're cremated

Na-na-na Na-na-na

Try as I must

Na-na-na Na-na-na

(YELL) I CAN'T FUCK DUST!

Na-na-na Na-na-na!


Jack verse 2

Jack verse 2

Jack verse 2

(Tune: More of a chant...)


My name is Gus

Na-na-na Na-na-na

I'm incestuous

Na-na-na Na-na-na

I fucked my mother

Na-na-na Na-na-na

And buggered my brother

Na-na-na Na-na-na

But if they die

Na-na-na Na-na-na

I will not cry

Na-na-na Na-na-na

Cuz' just like Jack

Na-na-na Na-na-na

(YELL) I'M A NECROPHILIAC!

Na-na-na Na-na-na!


Jack verse 3

Jack verse 2

Jack verse 3

(Tune: More of a chant...)


My name is Kyle

Na-na-na Na-na-na

And I'm a pedophile

Na-na-na Na-na-na

I fuck little boys

Na-na-na Na-na-na

I get 'em with toys

Na-na-na Na-na-na

If I have a son

Na-na-na Na-na-na

We'll have real fun

Na-na-na Na-na-na

Cuz' just like Gus

Na-na-na Na-na-na

(YELL) I'M INCESTUOUS!

Na-na-na Na-na-na!


Downloads

She Likes It in the Kitchen (m4a)Download
Shitty Trail (m4a)Download
God Bless My Underpants (m4a)Download

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